wisped:

My moms texting is like modern art

wisped:

My moms texting is like modern art

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tuitionfees:

just changed to a SUPER scary url for October!!

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wetmyplants:

there is a lot here to take in

wetmyplants:

there is a lot here to take in

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purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

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I have concussion and feel gross but look at my new dino top


had a pretty top notch night tbh


wollipyos:

If you’re straight you’re straight, you can’t get more straight. If you’re gay though you can get gayer every day if you work at it. That’s the fun part about being gay. You’re constantly moving past your limits.

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thatfunnyblog:

Kristen Stewart has had a busy week

thatfunnyblog:

Kristen Stewart has had a busy week

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should probs stop taking so many selfies

should probs stop taking so many selfies


don’t be cute so far away from me it’s not cool ok


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If I was dating you I'd kiss you heaps and take you to nice cafes. Maybe get drunk. Id take you for walks and just talk about everything.
Anonymous
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perf perf 


swedebeast:

gothbone666:

Our entire world history nailed.

Things which remain consistant - Sex, death and war.

Exactly

this is the greatest thing I have seen on tumblr.

I had to have this

A modern classic.

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