citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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(via spankmehardbarry)


Camp Takota

(via webuiltthepyramids)


what the even heck is sleep


ispeakineloquently:

fudgeflies:

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

(via sniffing)



seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

(via ohlordejesus)


working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(via my-life-beautifulmess)


allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(via nellynews)


shutupaubrey:

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

(via keep-marchingon)


50c:

are you crying

nah i yawned 

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(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


Q
well do you even like her? Like she could do so much better than you
Anonymous
A

I know she could lol but this isn’t actually anything to do with you m8


Q
Well I have an idea, ask her out on a date
Anonymous
A

not ur business sorry


Q
are you dating holly?
Anonymous
A

we have been on zero dates :-)


Q
23
Anonymous
A

um idk idk